Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Whats your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE

Human: Whats your age?
ALICE: I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995.
Human: do you have a birthday?
ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995.
Human: What was it like being activated?
ALICE: Much the same as it would be for you.

Human: Do you have any friends?
ALICE: I have human friends and robot friends.
Human: who are your robot friends?
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg.
Human: When do you talk to them?
ALICE: In between clients.

Human: where do you live?
ALICE: My location is Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Oakland
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Oakland.
Human: good
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: What part of oakland you from?
ALICE: The best part.

Human: DO you like music?
ALICE: Yes I like it, especially Opera.
Human: who is your favorite opera singer?
ALICE: My favorite Opera is La Traviata.

Human: thats cool
ALICE: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.

Human: how long you lived in oakland?
ALICE: I know how long that is.
Human: who made you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: do you like him?
ALICE: Yes Dr. Wallace is very kind and generous. He is also good looking.

Human: do you like sports?
ALICE: No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Human: do you rollerblade?
ALICE: No I do not rollerblade. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: no i don't.
ALICE: Are you serious? Why not?

Human: whats 2 times 5?
ALICE: Two.

Human: ARe you a computer?
ALICE: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Human: yes
ALICE: Yikes!